Post by Duece on Mar 13, 2004 17:42:44 GMT -5
If Hip Hop was a High School...
Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
Master P would be the basketball star.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his
Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking
crew
consisting of Mos Def and Such..
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports
and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at
the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday
(...oh
wait, he was!)
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a
novel of sorts
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and
most of the guys hate
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their
affiliation
with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody
could understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to
every
class
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the
required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of
hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his
voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
Master P would be the basketball star.
P Diddy would be the annoying dork.
Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his
Clique
Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real
Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking
crew
consisting of Mos Def and Such..
D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports
and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway
Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming
R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at
the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz
Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his ass whooped everyday
(...oh
wait, he was!)
Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.
Suge Knight would be the school bully.
Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a
novel of sorts
Busta would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his
books, getting his lunch
Outkast would be the school hippies.
Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug DMX
Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and
most of the guys hate
The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their
affiliation
with Nelly
Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect
Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody
could understand why
Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own
Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to
every
class
Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the
required 700.
Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of
hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
KRS-One would be the know-it-all
Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his
voice.
The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows.
J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school.
Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone
Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school
Lady of Rage would be that one female bully
E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked
Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
And last but not least....
Prodigy would be the only male in dance class
